Somewhere between The west coast and the midwest of the United States the following recordings were uncovered by the authorities, hidden in an aged oak barrel. The contents of those recordings would prove shocking to anyone who dared listen to them.

Okay, not really. This podcast is a booze-driven consumption of cinema. Tape upon tape, bottle after bottle, Allen and Abysmii pore over films while pouring out exquisite spirits. Together, they discuss and dissect the good, the bad, and the ‘Spider Room moments’ of horror cinema and sum it all up with a (potentially dubious) cocktail. Grab a glass of something good, kill the lights, and join them each month for… THE JAYMESON TAPES.