"Seid" Jesse Reyes
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid celebrate Allen’s birthday and the beginning of spooky month with a story about a house, a dog, and several books that are not actually there. There’s drinking involved (for our readers, not in the story) and dice get rolled. Also, news about Midnight Marinara’s future.
Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Read along here.
A four-podcast mashup! The creators of Darkly Lit, Undercooked Analysis, The Jaymeson Tapes and Coffee & Pie all gather in one place to have some goofy discussions! Follow along as these weirdos tangent back and forth with some quality(?) conversation.
The Darkly Lit Trio make a quick return to the Foundation to fulfill a request for Seid, and end up finding a deep dive into a multiversal conundrum in the process.
All entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
SCP-230 - “The Gayest Man Alive” was archived by Sc0tch.
SCP-2614 - “Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself” was archived by bbaztek.
As Halloween approaches, David, Kaela and Seid gather to study a ritual, and possibly a new career path (both willing and unwilling) in spiritual medium practices. What will the board tell them?
Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.
It’s a Darkly Lit episode? David, Kaela and Seid are here to read and discuss a very different kind of literature, this time involving a dumpster-based mystery.
Story submitted by Falstaff.
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read a story penned in one hour with no proofreading or editing to see if the Shortstory1 effect applies; instead we get a new addition to the Wendigo Cinematic Universe.
Story submitted by Troy Wullbrandt.
The whole gang (plus Matt) get together, get drunk, and get properly fed up with this story. They can only handle so much verbose, empty dialogue and passing references to way more interesting details that should have been shown, not told through the narrative. But is this truly the end?
Read along with us here!
A returning writer gives David, Kaela, Seid and Naruli a lot to think about with this melancholy short story…
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Stay until the end of the episode to hear a sneaky sample of Creative Horror’s newest podcast, The Jaymeson Tapes.
What dry horrors await our readers in this installment? Be prepared for more gripping details of petty gossip among rich old people, long-winded discussions about etymology, and our protagonist apparently manifesting future vision out of nowhere. Also, mongoose.
Read along with us here!
Themed drinks and sleep deprivation arrive for this second installment, where the Creative Horror gang have to contend with geology, snakes and a sudden, cringe-inducing reminder that racist caricatures existed in novels like this.
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A new spooky saga begins! Kaela has enlisted the Creative Horror crew to read an infamously maligned horror novel by none other than the writer of Dracula, just to prove that even the most well-known authors can produce duds. The gang is about to find out why, and start plotting how they might drink their way through it in a creative way.
Read along with us here!
Since the Creative Horror Crew were on vacation recently, they’ve arranged a platter of bite-sized items from the menu of Choice Dregs, lost chunks of UCA recordings usually given only to Patreon supporters. However, something totally new and unexpected awaits at the end…
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We’re not strangers to fan fiction on this show, and luckily four of the five hosts - Kaela, Allen, Seid and Raevell - have some decent context to work with, while David is very much in the dark. Will this horror take on Madoka Magica leave the desired impression regardless of knowledge of the source material? And will Allen get the $5000 necessary to reveal his own Bionicle fiction at last?
Story submitted by neosaiyanangel.
Opening with some theocratic discussion (sacrilege may vary), David, Kaela, Seid and Papreeka find their cold open was more on theme then they anticipated, as they read a story about an old tree and a struggle with identity.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Check out our Cryptid Creature Writing Challenge with Animal Fact Files!
It's the 100th episode since UCA moved to Creative Horror, and the gang's all here to take another look at everyone's favorite ominous unknown killer - this time with the story run through Google Translate a few times. Will it be a marked improvement?
Originally recorded with VISUALS! If you want see what happened during this episode, check it out on YouTube.
A New Year’s Day story in April? Sure, why not? It’s UCA and anything goes when David, Kaela, Allen and Seid get together. In addition to this story of self-reflection, Allen presents a new recurring challenge to the other hosts…
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
It’s time for David to get some of what he dishes out. Kaela, Seid and Papreeka take a story written for a writing challenge and put it to their own form of scrutiny, while also providing some helpful PSAs along the way.
Story submitted by David King.
Location-based chills await as David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read this NoSleep submission about a fateful discovery on a deserted river island, which also seems to be near a lot of other abandoned things.
Story submitted by Atticus Garrision. Read along here.
It’s not to late to jump in on our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.
Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?
Read along here.
