Strange Fiction
A new spooky saga begins! Kaela has enlisted the Creative Horror crew to read an infamously maligned horror novel by none other than the writer of Dracula, just to prove that even the most well-known authors can produce duds. The gang is about to find out why, and start plotting how they might drink their way through it in a creative way.
Read along with us here!
Eli shares a existential story of bitter nostalgia. confusion and regret, but Kaela, Allen and Benjamin are monsters drunk enough to commit to the bit.
Story submitted by Eli Edgerton-Jones.
We’re not strangers to fan fiction on this show, and luckily four of the five hosts - Kaela, Allen, Seid and Raevell - have some decent context to work with, while David is very much in the dark. Will this horror take on Madoka Magica leave the desired impression regardless of knowledge of the source material? And will Allen get the $5000 necessary to reveal his own Bionicle fiction at last?
Story submitted by neosaiyanangel.
Slight disclaimer. There’s some potentially tricky stuff in this one that’s definitely NSFW. Notes at the beginning. Just be forewarned. Anyway, David and Allen are a couple of dingbats.
Story submitted by William Dalphin. Read along here.
Allen and David think something fishy is going on here…
Story submitted by Daniel Scamell.
There’s still time to join in for our Cryptid Creature Writing Challenge!
Opening with some theocratic discussion (sacrilege may vary), David, Kaela, Seid and Papreeka find their cold open was more on theme then they anticipated, as they read a story about an old tree and a struggle with identity.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Check out our Cryptid Creature Writing Challenge with Animal Fact Files!
Kaela, Ben, Kylie and Eli connect link cables and discuss a submitted work of good old-fashioned PokePasta, this being a tragic tale of eggs gone awry.
Story submitted anonymously.
A New Year’s Day story in April? Sure, why not? It’s UCA and anything goes when David, Kaela, Allen and Seid get together. In addition to this story of self-reflection, Allen presents a new recurring challenge to the other hosts…
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
An unsettling anecdote about a pirated broadcast, interspersed with Pokemon questions from David, Kaela and Abysmii? Yep, it’s another episode of Undercooked Analysis.
Story submitted by Secoura.
This could easily be a very dark story based on the subject matter, and yet David, Kaela, Allen and Papreeka seem to be rolling in a fair bit of levity to keep them going. Will they be able to push through, or will they keep making reference to next week’s Choice Dregs (available only on Patreon!)?
Content Warning: story depicts violence against an infant,
Story submitted by Cainmak.
David and Allen are on the case of an unsolved mystery, crafted by Kaela! Of course, with an episode that’s this special, the boys intend to keep it raw… and also invent a skeleton cannon in the process. What do you think happened to Sweet Carrie Jo?
Story submitted by Kaela King.
David, Allen and Ben Spiegel record at the 11th hour and butcher a perfectly good story about hungry scary bird people.
Story submitted by Holly Stittle on behalf of Alice Moulin.
David and Allen are sleepy.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Deadline has been extended for the Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge! Submit your entries by Nobember 30th at 11:59pm to be part of the challenge!
This is the (new) dumbest episode of UCA, but the story certainly isn’t.
Story submitted by Kylie Keen (and Eli?).
Last call for our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
In this exciting episode - featuring David, returning guest Ben Paddon and new guest Michael Nixon of The Game of Rassilon podcast - marvel at the sound of three people’s brains frying due to heat as they attempt to critique a story.
Story submitted by Sarah Wydra. Read along here.
David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.
Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?
Read along here.
David and returning guest Ben Spiegel, normally able to record in the same space, find themselves menaced by recording lag and a looming deadline as they read this story about a delayed train and an eerie station,
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
