David and Kaela, a little more inebriated than usual, join Allen as they muddle through a critter-themed ghost story.
Story submitted by Cainmak. Read along here.
Strange Fiction
123 - "Why I Don't Do Midnight Walks Through Wine Country Anymore (I'm Fat And There's A Wendigo)" by Troy Wullbrandt
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read a story penned in one hour with no proofreading or editing to see if the Shortstory1 effect applies; instead we get a new addition to the Wendigo Cinematic Universe.
Story submitted by Troy Wullbrandt.
118 - "Local Legend" by Slimebeast
David, Kaela and Abysmii receive something new from an old friend. It’s got antlers and a gun.
Story submitted by Slimebeast.
117 - "The Boy" by Mr. Martin (Benacazón)
David, Kaela and Allen have finally been recognized for the academics they are, as this episode has been requested for English homework. What kind of story will the teacher tell?
Story submitted by Mr. Martin (Benacazón).
116 - "The Room in San Carlos" by A.C. Silva
Allen and David can check out any time they like, but they can never leave… Wait, that’s the wrong hotel. What’s this all about? And is something burning?
"Story submitted by A.C. Silva. Read along here.
114 - "Turning Over a New Leaf" by Oxygen-Thief
A returning writer gives David, Kaela, Seid and Naruli a lot to think about with this melancholy short story…
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Stay until the end of the episode to hear a sneaky sample of Creative Horror’s newest podcast, The Jaymeson Tapes.
107 - "The Lair of the White Worm" (Part 1) by Bram Stoker
A new spooky saga begins! Kaela has enlisted the Creative Horror crew to read an infamously maligned horror novel by none other than the writer of Dracula, just to prove that even the most well-known authors can produce duds. The gang is about to find out why, and start plotting how they might drink their way through it in a creative way.
Read along with us here!
106 - "Summer // Start to Finish" by Eli Edgerton-Jones
Eli shares a existential story of bitter nostalgia. confusion and regret, but Kaela, Allen and Benjamin are monsters drunk enough to commit to the bit.
Story submitted by Eli Edgerton-Jones.
105 - "Weep My Lovely" by neosaiyanangel
We’re not strangers to fan fiction on this show, and luckily four of the five hosts - Kaela, Allen, Seid and Raevell - have some decent context to work with, while David is very much in the dark. Will this horror take on Madoka Magica leave the desired impression regardless of knowledge of the source material? And will Allen get the $5000 necessary to reveal his own Bionicle fiction at last?
Story submitted by neosaiyanangel.
104 - "A Tiller of the Ground" by William Dalphin
Slight disclaimer. There’s some potentially tricky stuff in this one that’s definitely NSFW. Notes at the beginning. Just be forewarned. Anyway, David and Allen are a couple of dingbats.
Story submitted by William Dalphin. Read along here.
102 - "Fish Replicas" by Daniel Scamell
Allen and David think something fishy is going on here…
Story submitted by Daniel Scamell.
There’s still time to join in for our Cryptid Creature Writing Challenge!
101 - "Inheritance" by Oxygen-Thief
Opening with some theocratic discussion (sacrilege may vary), David, Kaela, Seid and Papreeka find their cold open was more on theme then they anticipated, as they read a story about an old tree and a struggle with identity.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Check out our Cryptid Creature Writing Challenge with Animal Fact Files!
99 - "BaD eGg...?"
Kaela, Ben, Kylie and Eli connect link cables and discuss a submitted work of good old-fashioned PokePasta, this being a tragic tale of eggs gone awry.
Story submitted anonymously.
98 - "New Year's Resolutions" by TheRe_Writes
A New Year’s Day story in April? Sure, why not? It’s UCA and anything goes when David, Kaela, Allen and Seid get together. In addition to this story of self-reflection, Allen presents a new recurring challenge to the other hosts…
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
96- "Captain Cal" by Secoura
An unsettling anecdote about a pirated broadcast, interspersed with Pokemon questions from David, Kaela and Abysmii? Yep, it’s another episode of Undercooked Analysis.
Story submitted by Secoura.
95 - "Rima" by ClericofMadness
93 - "Something Went Wrong With My Baby" by Cainmak
This could easily be a very dark story based on the subject matter, and yet David, Kaela, Allen and Papreeka seem to be rolling in a fair bit of levity to keep them going. Will they be able to push through, or will they keep making reference to next week’s Choice Dregs (available only on Patreon!)?
Content Warning: story depicts violence against an infant,
Story submitted by Cainmak.
90 - "The Disappearance of Sweet Carrie Jo Malone" by Kaela King
David and Allen are on the case of an unsolved mystery, crafted by Kaela! Of course, with an episode that’s this special, the boys intend to keep it raw… and also invent a skeleton cannon in the process. What do you think happened to Sweet Carrie Jo?
Story submitted by Kaela King.
88 - "The Dezingela" by Alice Moulin
David, Allen and Ben Spiegel record at the 11th hour and butcher a perfectly good story about hungry scary bird people.
Story submitted by Holly Stittle on behalf of Alice Moulin.
86 - "Waste of Space" by Oxygen-Thief
David and Allen are sleepy.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Deadline has been extended for the Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge! Submit your entries by Nobember 30th at 11:59pm to be part of the challenge!