This could easily be a very dark story based on the subject matter, and yet David, Kaela, Allen and Papreeka seem to be rolling in a fair bit of levity to keep them going. Will they be able to push through, or will they keep making reference to next week’s Choice Dregs (available only on Patreon!)?
Content Warning: story depicts violence against an infant,
Story submitted by Cainmak.
There’s an awful lot of pudding left over from the challenge, and Allen, David and Kaela are going to have chosen their personal favorite flavors from among them to showcase. As it turns out, a lot of our entrants really enjoy pudding-related prompts.
We finally serve you the winners of our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge! Allen, David and Kaela have tasted nine dishes based on previously-concocted prompts from the CCS recipe book, but only three can appease the staff!
3rd place - “I Named Him Eddy” by Kylie Keen
2nd place - “Bumble Buddies” by Eli Edgerton-Jones
1st place - “The Road Trip” by Beth Morton
David and Allen are on the case of an unsolved mystery, crafted by Kaela! Of course, with an episode that’s this special, the boys intend to keep it raw… and also invent a skeleton cannon in the process. What do you think happened to Sweet Carrie Jo?
Story submitted by Kaela King.
David, Allen and Benjamin aren’t done yet! With the holidays here, the trio read a pair of skewed stories - one very short, and one in very familiar territory.
“Listing Miss Riding Hood” was submitted by Rue; “I think I discovered a theme park’s horrible secret” was submitted by Ben Fuller. Read along here.
David, Allen and Ben Spiegel record at the 11th hour and butcher a perfectly good story about hungry scary bird people.
Story submitted by Holly Stittle on behalf of Alice Moulin.
The global pandemic has done little to curb the nightmares that already exist in the SCP Foundation, and while everyone is under lockdown the place is free game for David, Kaela and Allen as they continue reading up on the SCPs that inspired Confinement.
All entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
SCP-2200 - “Soulberg” was archived by PeppersGhost.
David and Allen are sleepy.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Deadline has been extended for the Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge! Submit your entries by Nobember 30th at 11:59pm to be part of the challenge!
This is the (new) dumbest episode of UCA, but the story certainly isn’t.
Story submitted by Kylie Keen (and Eli?).
Last call for our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
Location-based chills await as David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read this NoSleep submission about a fateful discovery on a deserted river island, which also seems to be near a lot of other abandoned things.
Story submitted by Atticus Garrision. Read along here.
It’s not to late to jump in on our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
Losses aside, David and Kaela set up to play this unusual game with Matt Holley, and Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files. Then they decide against it once they find out what the rules are, that the prize is definitely not worth it, and that it might be more worthwhile to do an ASMR episode of this podcast someday instead.
Story submitted by PostMortemCreamPie. Read along here.
Details about the Boolympics Writing Challenge are right here.
David regrets accepting this ClericofMadness story almost instantly, and Allen recounts how a Midwest accent ruined a certain experience.
Check out our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge and be a part of this year’s Boolympics.
Isolated in a cabin in the woods (shooting the upcoming final season of The Shovelwarewolf), David and Kaela have Random Encounters on hand once again, this time for two submitted short stories that have nothing to do with video games for a change. Also, AJ poses a question to our listeners…
“Clean” was submitted by Oxygen-Thief; “Well Dressed Theater” was submitted by Mightybob3000.
In this exciting episode - featuring David, returning guest Ben Paddon and new guest Michael Nixon of The Game of Rassilon podcast - marvel at the sound of three people’s brains frying due to heat as they attempt to critique a story.
Story submitted by Sarah Wydra. Read along here.
Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! The staff of Allen, David and Kaela put some extra monster blood on this attempt to create the premise of a Goosebumps book.
Check out the first round of the Boolympics!
David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.
Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?
Read along here.
An old segment with a new twist, David brings around special guest and new voice Vevina Swanson to compare and contrast a pair of differing NoSleep stories by the same author, drawing attention to the inherent weirdness that is the site’s conceit: treat every story like its real.
Both stories written by Atticus Garrison. “My Brother Used to Race Sprint Cars” can be read here; “I Don’t Watch YouTube Videos Anymore” can be read here.
The time has come at last for Allen and David to deliberately dumpster dive. With a challenge to write an intentionally bad Creepypasta that seems earnest, eight brave souls rose to the occasion, and all eight entries will be read on this episode. But which will come out on top?
