Strange Fiction
A New Year’s Day story in April? Sure, why not? It’s UCA and anything goes when David, Kaela, Allen and Seid get together. In addition to this story of self-reflection, Allen presents a new recurring challenge to the other hosts…
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
An unsettling anecdote about a pirated broadcast, interspersed with Pokemon questions from David, Kaela and Abysmii? Yep, it’s another episode of Undercooked Analysis.
Story submitted by Secoura.
This could easily be a very dark story based on the subject matter, and yet David, Kaela, Allen and Papreeka seem to be rolling in a fair bit of levity to keep them going. Will they be able to push through, or will they keep making reference to next week’s Choice Dregs (available only on Patreon!)?
Content Warning: story depicts violence against an infant,
Story submitted by Cainmak.
David and Allen are on the case of an unsolved mystery, crafted by Kaela! Of course, with an episode that’s this special, the boys intend to keep it raw… and also invent a skeleton cannon in the process. What do you think happened to Sweet Carrie Jo?
Story submitted by Kaela King.
David, Allen and Ben Spiegel record at the 11th hour and butcher a perfectly good story about hungry scary bird people.
Story submitted by Holly Stittle on behalf of Alice Moulin.
David and Allen are sleepy.
Story submitted by Oxygen-Thief.
Deadline has been extended for the Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge! Submit your entries by Nobember 30th at 11:59pm to be part of the challenge!
This is the (new) dumbest episode of UCA, but the story certainly isn’t.
Story submitted by Kylie Keen (and Eli?).
Last call for our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
In this exciting episode - featuring David, returning guest Ben Paddon and new guest Michael Nixon of The Game of Rassilon podcast - marvel at the sound of three people’s brains frying due to heat as they attempt to critique a story.
Story submitted by Sarah Wydra. Read along here.
David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.
Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?
Read along here.
David and returning guest Ben Spiegel, normally able to record in the same space, find themselves menaced by recording lag and a looming deadline as they read this story about a delayed train and an eerie station,
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
Shaking things up with a role-reversal, David and Kaela put an Abysmii story to the test with a little help from Slimebeast. They’ll need this chilly story to beat the heat, as that (and social distancing) seem to making David in particular kinda loopy this episode…
You can read along with us on TooSpooky.com.
Slimebeast’s Amazon author page is here.
At long last, Prasokour’s two-into-three-part saga concludes with a Faustian bargain, and we conclude with talk of aurochs for some strange reason…
If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.
Pras has sent us the second part of his swampy saga, and David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka creep back into the bog to see if one desperate woman’s plan to save her dying husband will prevail, even in the face of mounting terror… and some of our terrible jokes and tangents.
If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.
David, Kaela and Papreeka have a hankering for some seafood this episode, but do they plan on going out to eat? Where’ the fun in that? Fortunately they have a handy guide submitted during the RitualPasta Challenge to aid them in this difficult task.
Story by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
Taking a critique request from a previous DisneyPasta Challenge-entrant, David and Kaela invite Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon and Animal Fact Files to stand in line with them for Pirates of the Caribbean… or at least read a story about standing in line for Pirates with a spooky twist.
Old friend-of-the-show Prasokour has handed David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka a mysterious letter, somberly written to a sick husband by a determined wife. What does it entail, and why does the concept of foreclosure suddenly have Kaela in an absolute fit of giggles? Listen, and shake your head slowly at these weirdos.
If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.
Christmas Eve delivers an unexpected meeting as David and Kaela hang with Abysmii and Papreeka face-to-face. They choose to unwrap a story about a weird little learning aid in the shape of a finger puppet. Is there any holiday flair to be had? Does the story hold up? And do David and Kaela seem a little… off somehow?
Story by Slimebeast. Read along here.
Details on the Uncanny Garbage Writing Challenge.
