This is the (new) dumbest episode of UCA, but the story certainly isn’t.
Story submitted by Kylie Keen (and Eli?).
Last call for our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
84 - "The Abandoned Island Near My Hometown" by Atticus Garrison
Location-based chills await as David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read this NoSleep submission about a fateful discovery on a deserted river island, which also seems to be near a lot of other abandoned things.
Story submitted by Atticus Garrision. Read along here.
It’s not to late to jump in on our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge!
83 - "The Game" by PostMortemCreamPie
Losses aside, David and Kaela set up to play this unusual game with Matt Holley, and Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files. Then they decide against it once they find out what the rules are, that the prize is definitely not worth it, and that it might be more worthwhile to do an ASMR episode of this podcast someday instead.
Story submitted by PostMortemCreamPie. Read along here.
Details about the Boolympics Writing Challenge are right here.
82 - "David"
David regrets accepting this ClericofMadness story almost instantly, and Allen recounts how a Midwest accent ruined a certain experience.
Check out our Creepy Cooking Staff Writing Challenge and be a part of this year’s Boolympics.
81 - Short and Shivery 32
Isolated in a cabin in the woods (shooting the upcoming final season of The Shovelwarewolf), David and Kaela have Random Encounters on hand once again, this time for two submitted short stories that have nothing to do with video games for a change. Also, AJ poses a question to our listeners…
“Clean” was submitted by Oxygen-Thief; “Well Dressed Theater” was submitted by Mightybob3000.
80 - "The Graves of Silver Tree" by Sarah Wydra
In this exciting episode - featuring David, returning guest Ben Paddon and new guest Michael Nixon of The Game of Rassilon podcast - marvel at the sound of three people’s brains frying due to heat as they attempt to critique a story.
Story submitted by Sarah Wydra. Read along here.
79 - Creepy Cooking Staff Give You Goosebumps
Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! The staff of Allen, David and Kaela put some extra monster blood on this attempt to create the premise of a Goosebumps book.
Check out the first round of the Boolympics!
78 - "Beta-Testing" by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons
David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.
Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
77 - "There is a Dog Living in a Seemingly Abandoned House" by Cainmak
76 - "Channel One"
David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?
Read along here.
75 - Short and Shivery 31
An old segment with a new twist, David brings around special guest and new voice Vevina Swanson to compare and contrast a pair of differing NoSleep stories by the same author, drawing attention to the inherent weirdness that is the site’s conceit: treat every story like its real.
Both stories written by Atticus Garrison. “My Brother Used to Race Sprint Cars” can be read here; “I Don’t Watch YouTube Videos Anymore” can be read here.
74 - Uncanny Garbage Entries
The time has come at last for Allen and David to deliberately dumpster dive. With a challenge to write an intentionally bad Creepypasta that seems earnest, eight brave souls rose to the occasion, and all eight entries will be read on this episode. But which will come out on top?
73 - "Missed Connection" by TheRe_Writes
David and returning guest Ben Spiegel, normally able to record in the same space, find themselves menaced by recording lag and a looming deadline as they read this story about a delayed train and an eerie station,
Story submitted by TheRe_Writes. Read along here.
72 - "The Stickermen" by Abysmii
Shaking things up with a role-reversal, David and Kaela put an Abysmii story to the test with a little help from Slimebeast. They’ll need this chilly story to beat the heat, as that (and social distancing) seem to making David in particular kinda loopy this episode…
You can read along with us on TooSpooky.com.
Slimebeast’s Amazon author page is here.
71 - "The Twins" (Part 3)
At long last, Prasokour’s two-into-three-part saga concludes with a Faustian bargain, and we conclude with talk of aurochs for some strange reason…
If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.
70 - "The Twins" (Part 2)
Pras has sent us the second part of his swampy saga, and David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka creep back into the bog to see if one desperate woman’s plan to save her dying husband will prevail, even in the face of mounting terror… and some of our terrible jokes and tangents.
If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.
69 - Creepy Cooking Staff Make an SCP
Allen initiates a subtly-hostile takeover of UCA as he and Mike recruit David to make the former podcast into a recurring segment. Their quest this time is to create an SCP idea based on listener prompts. What horrible creation will they concoct, and is it any worse than what Future David ends up making everyone hear this episode?
Creepy Cooking Staff’s theme music by Abysmii.
68 - "How to Summon a Fish" by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons
David, Kaela and Papreeka have a hankering for some seafood this episode, but do they plan on going out to eat? Where’ the fun in that? Fortunately they have a handy guide submitted during the RitualPasta Challenge to aid them in this difficult task.
Story by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
67 - Discussing The Lighthouse
Changing tack this time, the entire Creative Horror group find they have nothing better to do while stranded on a bleak rock in the sea but talk about a surreal chiller of a film that came out in 2019. David, Kaela, Allen, Seid, Abysmii and Papreeka finally, finally get to go over their thoughts on The Lighthouse and everyone is glad. Especially you. Especially you.
66 - "The Queue Line"
Taking a critique request from a previous DisneyPasta Challenge-entrant, David and Kaela invite Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon and Animal Fact Files to stand in line with them for Pirates of the Caribbean… or at least read a story about standing in line for Pirates with a spooky twist.