Strange Fiction
Shaking things up with a role-reversal, David and Kaela put an Abysmii story to the test with a little help from Slimebeast. They’ll need this chilly story to beat the heat, as that (and social distancing) seem to making David in particular kinda loopy this episode…
You can read along with us on TooSpooky.com.
Slimebeast’s Amazon author page is here.
At long last, Prasokour’s two-into-three-part saga concludes with a Faustian bargain, and we conclude with talk of aurochs for some strange reason…
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Pras has sent us the second part of his swampy saga, and David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka creep back into the bog to see if one desperate woman’s plan to save her dying husband will prevail, even in the face of mounting terror… and some of our terrible jokes and tangents.
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David, Kaela and Papreeka have a hankering for some seafood this episode, but do they plan on going out to eat? Where’ the fun in that? Fortunately they have a handy guide submitted during the RitualPasta Challenge to aid them in this difficult task.
Story by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.
Taking a critique request from a previous DisneyPasta Challenge-entrant, David and Kaela invite Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon and Animal Fact Files to stand in line with them for Pirates of the Caribbean… or at least read a story about standing in line for Pirates with a spooky twist.
Old friend-of-the-show Prasokour has handed David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka a mysterious letter, somberly written to a sick husband by a determined wife. What does it entail, and why does the concept of foreclosure suddenly have Kaela in an absolute fit of giggles? Listen, and shake your head slowly at these weirdos.
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Christmas Eve delivers an unexpected meeting as David and Kaela hang with Abysmii and Papreeka face-to-face. They choose to unwrap a story about a weird little learning aid in the shape of a finger puppet. Is there any holiday flair to be had? Does the story hold up? And do David and Kaela seem a little… off somehow?
Story by Slimebeast. Read along here.
Details on the Uncanny Garbage Writing Challenge.
A new era of UCA begins properly with David, Kaela and Abysmii reading a listener-submitted story about that feels very classically “Creepypasta.” There’s also some talk about fire-breathing swans that may or may-not be relevant to the narrative discussion.
Story submitted by Cainmak. Read along here.
Details on the Uncanny Garbage Writing Challenge.
David, Kaela and Ben deal with a stop-motion nightmare.
Story credited to Tam Lin. Read along here.
Ben's "Western Thing".
David and Abysmii make a descent into the dark depths of this week’s story, and sadly neglected to bring along a certain robot canary to check for toxic gases. Will they strike gold, or is this epistolary story a dead end?
Story credited to Daltsch. Read along here.
This episode is legitimately cursed. You have been warned.
Story credited to JR22. Read along here.
While taking a vacation aboard the Raygun I, David and Kaela sit down with Abysmii and Papreeka to read about a strange game created in the earlier 90s with supposedly otherwordly origins.
“Helious” was created by Sean Puckett, while the story presenting it as a Creepypasta is credited to TornadoAP. Read along here.
Did you know there’s apparently two versions of “6 Underground” by the Sneaker Pimps? One’s the original and one’s a remix. David didn’t until he started editing this episode… Oh, and he and Allen read a story about vampires.
“Sex, Drugs, and Immortality is credited to Magicalmbeth. Read along here.
Another banterclass episode wherein David, Allen and Mike talk about a bunch of stuff, eventually read the story, and then talk about more stuff. This might not be the one for you if you want a simple straight read, but for those who like hearing asinine conversation, this is the one for you.
"Boothworld Industries" as a whole is credited to Christopher Bloodworth. Read along here.
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything has nothing to do with this episode, but it is fitting that David meets with AJ, Gwen and Nate from Random Encounters 41 episodes later, somehow. This week brings a horror story of neglect, apathy and possible murder all buried in a gross detritus of human garbage.
“Meek” is credited to Mystreve. Read along here.
David and Prasokour don their protective gear and trudge into a Nosleep story without a NoSleep title, which is already a good sign. Will this anomalous arachnid account manage to snare the hosts in its narrative web, or will it be a the prose equivilant of a can of bug spray?
“The Forest of A Thousand Legs” is credited to Lovezinski. Read along here.
Joined by Seid and Raevell of The Witching Hour, David offers a story from his early scourings of the internet for a “potential Midnight Marinara” list. Will this tale of a town under an ancient curse stand a ghost of a chance?
“Mary” is credited to The Fox God. Read along here.
It’s the further adventures of Dr. Apathy, now adding detective to the list of things he’d done in this asinine trip into the troubled dreams caused by Ubloo. David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka only now realize how long a haul this saga might be…
“Ubloo” is credited to DifferentWind. Read along here.
A harrowing disaster means David and guests Beth Morton and Skill Flea are forced to recover from a lost recording by reading a haunted doll story, pulled at random from the depths of the Creepypasta Wiki. Will this make up for that time?
“The Doll Named Lil’ Nancy” is credited to ELGB333. Read along here.
Skill Flea’s Scare My Friends Writing Challenge ends December 23rd.
In a twist that surprised David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka, what begins as a fairly straightforward read into a story about nightmares quickly reveals itself to be the hidden backstory of one of the UCAHACU's myriad characters. Does this make the story unintentionally more enjoyable? You bet it does.
“Ubloo” is credited to DifferentWind. Read along here.
