30 - "Search and Rescue Woods" Part 5

More than halfway through the whole thing now, yet David and Allen struggle to muster any sort of enthusiasm as their dismal meandering through the endless expanse of this story continues. Will this part have any sort of unexpected surprises?

(Skip ahead to 3:18 if you want to avoid the sound of the hosts chomping food directly into microphones - their level of caring has hit an all-time low.)

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

30 - "Search and Rescue" Part 5
David King/Allen Chaney

29 - "The Doll Named Lil' Nancy"

A harrowing disaster means David and guests Beth Morton and Skill Flea are forced to recover from a lost recording by reading a haunted doll story, pulled at random from the depths of the Creepypasta Wiki. Will this make up for that time?

“The Doll Named Lil’ Nancy” is credited to ELGB333. Read along here.

Skill Flea’s Scare My Friends Writing Challenge ends December 23rd.

29 - "The Doll Named Lil' Nancy"
David King/Beth Morton/Skill Flea

27 - "The Disney Mirror Ritual"

With Allen temporarily out of commission thanks to a blizzard, David and Kaela sneak into a story that's both Disney and Ritualpasta on a whim. How will this one stack up on both fronts? And will pulling double-duty help it avoid being stuck in the cliches of both categories?

"The Disney Mirror Ritual" is credited to sl1878. Read along here.

27 - "The Disney Mirror Ritual"
David King/Kaela Berry

26 - Discussing Batman's Scarecrow (with The Arkham Sessions)

It’s the fear of victory, and the agony of the Scarecrow as David and Allen take a reading break this week to discuss their favorite Batman villain with special guests Brian Ward and Dr. Andrea Letamendi of The Arkham Sessions podcast. What makes Dr. Jonathan Crane and his experiments in fear so compelling, how does he compare to the other members of the Dark Knight’s rogues gallery, and is he really insane or simply a man who lacks empathy?

26 - Discussing Batman's Scarecrow (w/ The Arkham Sessions)
David King/Allen Chaney/Brian Ward/Dr. Andrea Letamendi

25 - "Ubloo" Part 1

In a twist that surprised David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka, what begins as a fairly straightforward read into a story about nightmares quickly reveals itself to be the hidden backstory of one of the UCAHACU's myriad characters. Does this make the story unintentionally more enjoyable? You bet it does.

“Ubloo” is credited to DifferentWind. Read along here.

25 - "Ubloo" Part 1
David King/Kaela Berry/Abysmii/Papreeka

23 - "The Russian Sleep Experiment"

The experiment of revisiting old Midnight Marinara stories continues, this time with David and Slimebeast as the test subjects. Together they go over the empirical data surrounding this popular Creepypasta from the early days of the genre, and see if it still holds up.

"The Russian Sleep Experiment" is uncredited. Read along here.

Check out “The Creepypasta Field Guide” here.

23 - "The Russian Sleep Experiment"
David King/Slimebeast

22 - "The Art of Jacob Emory"

David invites Seid and Raevell of The Witching Hour back to discuss the piece that inspired Midnight Marinara's 2nd episode, the tale of a troubled artist and a very weird town. Is the story a true work of art, or did it take a remix from the Pasta Shade to turn a troubled tale into a gallery display?

"The Art of Jacob Emory" is credited to Peterdivine. Read along here.

22 - "The Art of Jacob Emory"
David King/Jesse "Seid" Reyes/Raevell Novell

21 - "Just Telling Stories"

With Midnight Marinara's 5th anniversary on the horizon, David introduces a new segment looking back at the stories that were adapted into audio drama. Does the source material for the first episode still hold up on its own? David and Kaela check in to find out.

"Just Telling Stories" was written by Karl Drinkwater. The version read here was originally posted on Creepypasta.com and is now removed. An updated version, along with several other short stories by Karl, can be found in his short story collection They Move Below here.

21 - "Just Telling Stories"
David King/Kaela Berry

20 - "Working at Disney"

David and Kaela are back from a recent trip to Walt Disney World, and with Disney on the brain pull up yet another macabre Magic Kingdom story. What are the odds that this NoSleep account of a construction worker's weird experience will turn out good when most Disney Creepypasta fall into cheap cliches?

"Working at Disney" is credited to BLEETCH1994. Read along here.

20 - "Working at Disney"
David King/Kaela Berry

19 - "Search and Rescue Woods" (Part 3)

David and Allen keep climbing up this story, but will it be for naught as they're let down by news of possible plagiarism and the sheer tonal weirdness of some sections of the story? Maybe they are better off reading that other pasta...

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

Twitter poll about this episode’s question.

19 - "Search and Rescue" Part 3
David King/Allen Chaney

18 - "Jeff: The Killer" 2018 (#200)

For an ominous unknown killer, our old friend Jeff sure has a habit of making himself known. In what is UCA's 200th episode in the grand scheme of things, David, Kaela, Allen, Seid and Abysmii are offered yet another attempt at spinning a Jeff story to make it more compelling. Will it succeed where others have failed?

“Jeff: The Killer” was written by TheLawliet10. Read along here.

18 - Jeff the Killer 2018
David King/Kaela Berry/Allen Chaney/Jesse "Seid" Reyes/Abysmii

Bonus - Live at Midsummer Scream 2018 (Part 2)

Closing out their performance at Midsummer Scream, the Creative Horror gang reads a couple of stories blind, one of which would go on to be a proper episode you no doubt heard.

For the Part 1 of this panel, listen to Midnight Marinara here.

Performed July 28th, 2018 at the Long Beach Convention Center, featuring David King, Kaela Berry, Allen Chaney, Jesse "Seid," Reyes, Abysmii, Papreeka and Matt Holley. Video recording by Lisa Tom. Special thanks to Zack Sokol and Ben Dickow.

Bonus - Live at Midsummer Scream 2018 (Part 2)
David King/Kaela Berry/Allen Chaney/Jesse "Seid" Reyes/Abysmii/Papreeka/Matt Holley

16 - Short and Shivery | "Patient One/Radio Silence"

It's back to a classic segment as David, Abysmii and Papreeka study a duo of short, unrelated stories submitted by Patrons. One is the beginning of a potential collection, while the other is a well-established piece of NoSleep fiction.

"Patient One" is by Colin, aka Iroko Alien. "Radio Silence" is credited to bencbartlett.

16 - Short and Shivery | "Patient One/Radio Silence"
David King/Abysmii/Papreeka

15 - "Search and Rescue Woods" (Part 2)

Sickness has claimed both David and Allen... except they're not dead. Mainly it's claimed their energy, but they strive to climb the next set of mysterious stairs as they keep working their way through the weird stories of a search and rescue officer.

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

15 - "Search and Rescue Woods" Part 2
David King/Allen Chaney

14 - Trapped in the Bathroom Story

David and Matt are stuck in NoSleep this week, but are sent a Patron's Poison to ease things along. With a promising premise right from the outset and storytelling style that seems to work with the NoSleep mold, will this story come out of the bathroom smelling fresh as a daisy, or is it better to flush it away?

"'I've been trying to leave my bathroom for the past 30 minutes" is credited to v0ids. Read along here

14 - Trapped in the Bathroom Story
David King/Matt Holley

13 - "The Book of the Ravenous" (Midsummer Scream 2018)

Our 13th episode in the new run (and 195th episode overall) features the Creative Horror Crew all together in the aftermath of Midsummer Scream, reading a story they started to cover at the Midnight Marinara panel the day before! David, Kaela, Allen, Seid, Abysmii, Papreeka and Matt Holley (with special guest appearances by Gracey) wonder: is this verbose tale of a creepy cookbook worth the effort to finish?

"The Book of the Ravenous" is credited to William Buckley. Read along here.

13 - "The Book of the Ravenous" Live
David King/Kaela Berry/Allen Chaney/Jesse "Seid" Reyes/Abysmii/Papreeka/Matt Holley